Today I had my perm re-done at Toni & Guy. As I didn't want to bother doing my hair this morning just for it to taken apart a mere hour later, I just stuffed it all up in a bun. Hence, my stylist (who hadn't seen me since the perming session 3 months ago) said "so what does your hair look like then?". At that exact moment, I glanced up at the television screen above the mirror, blasting out Kesha's Tik Tok on MTV and without thinking, raised my hand and said 'it looks like hers'....
This was out of my mouth before I could stop and think about what I was saying. I love love love my perm, but here I was, comparing my barnet to this mucky chick with catchy tunes! But it's true! Ok, mine might be a slightly nicer colour (I aint got no roots for a start!), but let's call a spade a spade here, I've got the same bloody hair as Kesha!
As this sunk in, I glanced down at what I was wearing. An oversized grey men's t-shirt, with a skull on the front, a fine knit cardy with gold embellishment on the shoulders, black skinny jeans tucked into knee-high biker boots. I had actually put a long black scarf on this morning, but took it off as it felt a bit 'faffy'. Sound familiar? Practically the only difference is my leather driving gloves were pink..
What's worse, is I love this style! I just didn't realise that for the last couple of years, I've been styling myself on facking Kesha!
It's my birthday on Wednesday. All my friends & I are going out for dinner on the following Saturday. If I had to draw a picture of the outfit I was planning to wear, it'd pretty much look like this... Thanks to Kesha, now I don't have to draw it! I have google images! Feck!!
That is hilarious! Happy Birthday for Wednesday :)
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ReplyDeletethis really made me laugh, your hair looks stunning, i am so considering a body wave perm but I am scared, is that kind of what you ask for with yours?
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Hi, I just took some pics on of how I kinda wanted it to look (no kesha pics!), and asked for a loose, beachy wave. I just let the chick do what she thought was best & i think i've been pretty lucky. definitely ask for smething loose x
ReplyDeletei love the beachy waves!
ReplyDeleteYour hair is gorgeous and your look far far nicer than K$esha, cleaner for a start ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat?? You're hair is far far nicer and you don't look like you need a bath!
ReplyDeleteYour hair is fabulous, way nicer than that maggoty looking one! and I dress like this too...we were here first!!!
ReplyDeleteLmao! This was so funny to read :P
ReplyDeleteMaybe..... Kesha is styling herself on you?! But with her own brand of added skank of course!!
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh! :]
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